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Evolution

6 million years to stand up.
One phone to sit back down.

  1. Homo sapiensStood up
  2. Homo scrollensFound the phone
  3. Homo hunchusFound the chart
  4. Homo notificusTurned on alerts
  5. Pan ifonusSat back down

Pan is the chimpanzee genus. The ape was never lost. Just early.

In the box

Ape pre-installed.
Cannot be uninstalled.

What's in the box

  • iFoneTitanium Ape finish
  • 1 apePre-installed. Cannot be uninstalled.
  • No chargerThe ape doesn't put it down long enough.
  • No manualThe ape didn't read it.
  • No patienceSold separately. Out of stock.

We tried to remove it. It bought more.

The design department

We didn't add features.
We added an ape.

Close-up of the ape's eyes fixed on the phone screen

One expression. Focused. Unbothered. Decision already made.

Retina Ape display. Sees the green candle. Misses the wick.

Zero bezels on conviction. Nothing gets in between the ape and the buy button.

A very small big idea.

Two thumbs.
One button.

Every action is within reach of one thumb. Especially the wrong one.

No stylus. No second opinion.

The ape's hands wrapped around the phone

It's always something.

Notifications.
On by default.

This is what the ape is looking at. You've seen this screen. You've been this ape.

The iFone ape lying on its back, holding its phone up over its face

Sunday, 27 September

3:47

  • ↗
    iFone / AAPL+12.4% in 5 minutes. You were right. Probably.
    now
  • 💬
    apes only (43)just bought more. don't ask
    1m
  • ⌕
    ResearchResearch complete. 0 tabs opened.
    2m
  • ◉
    Face IDUnlocked. Conviction detected.
    4m
  • ⏳
    PatienceThis feature isn't available in your region.
    6m
  • ⌂
    PostureYou've been hunched for 6 hours. Great form.
    9m

Screen Time

A personal best.
Every single week.

Daily average

14h 22m

↑ 38% from last week

Most used

Charts9h 02m
Group chats3h 11m
iFone / AAPL2h 09m
Sleep0m

1,204

Pickups

3 sec

First pickup after waking

4,891

Notifications

The iFone ape asleep, phone still lit on its chest
Sleep: 0m

The pair

An ape. A company.
Same pool.

iFone doesn't trade against ETH. It trades against tokenized AAPL on Robinhood Chain. When Apple has a good day, the ape hears about it.

iFoneCommunity token
AAPLQuote token · stock token

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The Infinite Ape Theorem

Infinite apes. Infinite iFones.
One buys the bottom.

This one. Probably by accident.

The theorem

Give enough apes enough iFones, and one of them will buy the exact bottom.

It won't know why. It won't do it again. It will tell everyone.

Ape of the Week

Post your entry with #ApeOfTheWeek and tag @ifoneape. Closest to the bottom gets pinned.

Submit on X

How to buy

Three steps.
Zero tabs. Well, three.

  1. 1

    Add Robinhood Chain

    Chain ID 4663. Add it to your wallet in one tap, or enter it manually.

    Network
    Robinhood Chain
    Chain ID
    4663
    RPC
    rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com
    Currency
    ETH
    Explorer
    robinhoodchain.blockscout.com
  2. 2

    Bridge ETH

    ETH pays for gas and for your iFone. Bridge from Ethereum or another chain.

  3. 3

    Buy $IFONE on Long

    $IFONE trades against AAPL on Long from the first block.

    Buy on Long

    CA 0x0803…1E18

    Only trust the contract address posted by @ifoneape. Other $IFONE tickers exist on Long.

    Launched on

Every detail

Easy to verify.

Use the contract address. Other tokens can use similar names.

Launched on
Name
iFone
Ticker
$IFONE
Chain
Robinhood Chain · 4663
Gas token
ETH
Launchpad
Long
Market
$IFONE / AAPL on Long
Contract
Quote token

Verify the contract before you ape. Other tokens use similar names.

Long ↗ Chart ↗ Blockscout ↗ @ifoneape ↗

One more thing.

It was never about the phone.

It's about the ape.

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